But it only works if you can type with your chin
Or, A Memory to Cherish from my Relaxing Holiday Break.
Have you ever noticed that women are better at multi-tasking? Is this maybe a well-documented fact that everyone was fully aware of but me? I feel a little foolish for not noticing it sooner. I mean, Jeff has great focus, so long as it's on one thing at a time: ask him to clean the kitchen counters and tell you about his day, though, and--pffft!--the counters are forgotten in a moment.
I, on the other hand--well, not to toot my own horn or anything, but I think I may have reached the multi-tasking zenith a couple of days before Christmas, as I simultaneously:
1) replied to an urgent work email,
2) discussed my father's medical care with my sister by phone,
3) gave Jeff specific instructions on the wrapping of various gifts,
4) played a game of foot-corral with Olivia, and
5) peed (not on myself)
Banner moment, that.