Monday, December 11, 2006

Return of the Insipid Acronyms

I can't believe we're doing it, but we are.

Today, Jeff bought a whole passel of OPKs at Long's. He made a special trip just for the purpose.

I'll be urinating on sticks again. Just like the old days, back when we had sex.

It won't work. I know it, Jeff knows it. There's no reason it would. I mean, get real: I'm a 37-year-old poor responder. The odds are awful. But, what the hell, all I have to lose is a small bit of my soul.

5 Comments:

Anonymous Wavery said...

Ehh, who needs that particular part of one's soul.

And also yay!

7:38 PM  
Anonymous OvaGirl said...

What is this thing you mention...sex?

8:08 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Aww, c'MON ... it'll be fun!

Wet fingertips, waiting, squinting in the sunlight (and natural light, and lamplight, and florescent light, and don't forget scanning it and inverting it!).

Ahh, those were the days.

Best of luck at any rate!

9:39 AM  
Anonymous Z said...

it's crazy. everyone says it is...we'll be doing the same thing in a couple of months!

7:33 PM  
Anonymous Menita said...

Good luck!

12:21 PM  

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