Return of the Insipid Acronyms
I can't believe we're doing it, but we are.
Today, Jeff bought a whole passel of OPKs at Long's. He made a special trip just for the purpose.
I'll be urinating on sticks again. Just like the old days, back when we had sex.
It won't work. I know it, Jeff knows it. There's no reason it would. I mean, get real: I'm a 37-year-old poor responder. The odds are awful. But, what the hell, all I have to lose is a small bit of my soul.