My Bandersnatch is Frumious
All has been relatively well for the last few days. Feel like I have the flu--queasiness, headache, tiredness, general blechiness. Just what I signed up for.
But yesterday, for no apparent reason, thick, greenish goo with the consistency of slithy tove (or perhaps day-old flan) began to seep out of my cooch. In quantity. Oddly reminiscent of the loogies one hocks during a raging sinus infection, but with a volume that would be the envy of enraged sinuses everywhere.
I have emailed Dr. FYC's office and been told in reply that it's probably caused by "excess progesterone" (test previously scheduled for tomorrow) but I am not really comforted by this opinion, as the eminent Dr. Google, in whom I have enormous trust, says that I should beware the Jubjub bird and shun the frumious Bandersnatch (or, at least, that I should beware some sort of unpleasant but treatable infection). If the progesterone test is normal, I'm planning to insist on an exam, cause they're so much fun. But if it's abnormally high, should I trust the diagnosis and assume Dr. FYC is correct? I'm going back and forth, just gyring and gimbling in the wabe, all mimsy like a borogove.