Beta: four days. Daily thirty-second increments in whcih I do not think of pregnancy: four. In-laws arrive: four hours. Duration: three weeks. Bedrooms: two. Bathrooms: one. Likelihood of having privacy for probable sobbing, self-flagellation and hair-tearing on Wednesday afternoon: zero.
Pity me, won't you?
(For anyone who may be interested: the
ultra-thin progesterone suspension is something called "ethyl oleate oil." It comes with anorexic 25G needles instead of the corpulent 22Gs.If your haunches are the rebellious type and you have a prescription to fill, I highly recommend contacting The Medicine Shoppe for a hit of the good stuff. Drop me an email and I'll send you the phone number. They ship overnight.)